souryellows:

O Christmas Thor, O Christmas Thor
Thu, 20th Dec — 23,283 notes
weaponizedwit:

#WOW GPOY
Wed, 19th Sep — 1,142 notes
Anonymous asked: MJÖLNER POWER

The hammer is my penis.
 

Sun, 20th May — 10 notes
Gale and I sure were hungry.
Wed, 9th May — 108,822 notes
They drew a picture of me inside!
Tue, 8th May — 6 notes
I wish Gale would drive faster, I’m hungry.
Tue, 8th May — 209 notes
I can’t believe it’s taking so long.
Mon, 7th May — 3 notes
I ordered some pizza.
Sun, 6th May — 105 notes
ruvy:

You’re walking to your car and there’s no one around and your phone is dead
Sat, 5th May — 73 notes
well
Thu, 3rd May — 76 notes