souryellows:

O Christmas Thor, O Christmas Thor
Thu, 20th Dec — 7,507 notes
weaponizedwit:

#WOW GPOY
Wed, 19th Sep — 1,084 notes
Wow guys, this photo made it to icanhascheezburger.You guys are crazy 
Fri, 8th Jun — 12 notes
Anonymous asked: MJÖLNER POWER

The hammer is my penis.
 

Sun, 20th May — 10 notes
Gale and I sure were hungry.
Wed, 9th May — 53,152 notes
They drew a picture of me inside!
Tue, 8th May — 5 notes
I wish Gale would drive faster, I’m hungry.
Tue, 8th May — 201 notes
I can’t believe it’s taking so long.
Mon, 7th May — 1 note
I ordered some pizza.
Sun, 6th May — 104 notes
ruvy:

You’re walking to your car and there’s no one around and your phone is dead
Sat, 5th May — 66 notes